Wren's Boyfriend/Script


 * [The episode begins with Ricki and Wren finishing their art project]
 * [Door bell opens]
 * Ricki: [opens the door] Oh, hi, Satin.
 * Satin: Hey Ricki! My dad is at work so I have to bring my little brother, Biggie.
 * Ricki: No problem, Satin. Make yourself at home, Biggie.
 * Biggie: [texting on phone] I can't believe you won't let me go to the Mother Russian Convention just because I wanted some lady boobs!
 * [Biggie sits in the living room, Wren appears]
 * Wren: You know, Christians believe that Jesus is the Son of God and the savior of humanity whose coming as the Messiah was prophesied in the Old Testament. I'm Wren.
 * Biggie: Uh, I not really into Jewish culture.
 * Wren: Uh, well... Blood is a body fluid in humans and other animals that delivers necessary substances such as nutrients and oxygen to the cells and transports metabolic waste products away from those same cells. I'm trying to make some fake blood with bird poop, molasses, and some saliva from my dad.
 * [Biggie immediately walks away, Wren is embarrassed]
 * Wren: This sucks. I have no arms, no legs and I have a weird color, PINK!!