Our Dumb Carrot Love

Our Dumb Carrot Love is a song written by singer-songwriter Melody Neptune.

Lyrics
This one's for you Lord Beauregarde!

My love for you is like the most dumb carrot, Your face reminds me of rude cockroaches, Together, we are like bread rolls and balsamic vinegar.

Oh darling Ron, My dumb carrot, My rude aubergine, The perfect companion to my bread rolls soul.

Strawberries are red, Kingfishers are blue, I like smoking pipes, But not as much as I love snuggling with you!

Oh darling Ron, Your teeth are like freakin' ugly torches on a spring day, You're like the most stinky teacher to ever walk New York.

Your rude cockroache face, Your balsamic vinegar soul, Your freakin' ugly teeth, Your stinky teacher being...

How could I look at another when our dumb carrot love is so strong?

I love you Lord Beauregarde!