The Boyfriend Code/Transcript


 * Harleen: Ha ha ha, there's gonna be so many losers at that Crystal Ice concert.
 * Min: I knov zey're kinda old put I rememper zem from ven I vas ein kid. Ach ! Pezites, efferyone is konna pe zere. It's konna pe fun.
 * Harleen: Listen, Heidi. They're leader is Teddy Rux Fornicate, the worst musician ever!
 * Edgar: Minerva, right, did yer cop the tickets, eh?
 * Harleen: Wait, what?
 * Edgar: So, um, Harleen, I were wonderin', do yer like wee golf, eh?
 * [Harleen just stares]
 * Edgar: Me, right, too! Struth! Uh, yer know, in an ironic way. Wanna go, then, eh?
 * Harleen: Uh, I have to wash the car tonight.
 * Edgar: Oh, right, that's cool. I didn't mean it like a date or anyfink, it would be a group finkbugger; yer, me, right, and Minerva. But it's cool if yor busy, totally cool, totally...
 * Harleen: I'm totally gonna go.
 * [COFFEE STORE...]
 * Minerva: I can't belieffe you're koing to my first concert chust for zome male genitalia.
 * Harleen: Minerva, one day you'll be old enough to understand the real reason that people go to concerts. For freaking drugs, and rock 'n' roll!
 * Ms. Campbell: It's on the house, Ms. Yelchin.
 * [Harleen slurps some alcohol]
 * Harleen: Oh my freak, it's Arukōru.